Its been a while.
I was shown how fragile life was on Saturday. I saw the terror on bystanders’...– Jessica Redfield (real last name: Ghawi) was shot and killed last night at a midnight screening of ‘The Dark Knight Rises,’ along with 11 others when a gunman opened fire in a theater. The above is from her blog, written in June, after she narrowly escaped another senseless shooting at a mall in...
h-u-s-h: shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH I always feel like such an ass when this happens.
The scariest moment is always just before you start.– Stephen King
honeybunches: Sometimes I want to be like DEXTER MORGAN I NEED YOU TO ACTUALLY LOVE RITA BECAUSE YOUR FAKING IT IS SUPER CUTE But other times I’m like…Fuck, Rita…go away
misterpornographic: AWH HAHAHAHA
Man, if I had a donut for every time a woman has told me she thought she didn’t...– Obesity May Be Contagious! | xoJane
It's completely fucked when you find a wikipedia...
burntmytaintintheshower: whats it like to know how to dance?
burntmytaintintheshower: kidxforever: When selling Girl scout cookies goes wrong why is this so funny to me
h-u-s-h: if i don’t stop overanalyzing every single thing i say and do, i am legitimately afraid i’ll spontaneously combust