April 2013
Oh hai!
Its been a while.
July 2012
“I was shown how fragile life was on Saturday. I saw the terror on bystanders’...”
– Jessica Redfield (real last name: Ghawi) was shot and killed last night at a midnight screening of ‘The Dark Knight Rises,’ along with 11 others when a gunman opened fire in a theater. The above is from her blog, written in June, after she narrowly escaped another senseless shooting at a mall in...
h-u-s-h:
shavingryansprivates:
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
I always feel like such an ass when this happens.
“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
– Stephen King
honeybunches:
Sometimes I want to be like DEXTER MORGAN I NEED YOU TO ACTUALLY LOVE RITA BECAUSE YOUR FAKING IT IS SUPER CUTE
But other times I’m like…Fuck, Rita…go away
Watchmisterpornographic:
AWH HAHAHAHA
“Man, if I had a donut for every time a woman has told me she thought she didn’t...”
– Obesity May Be Contagious! | xoJane
It's completely fucked when you find a wikipedia...
burntmytaintintheshower:
whats it like to know how to dance?
Watchburntmytaintintheshower:
kidxforever:
When selling Girl scout cookies goes wrong
why is this so funny to me
h-u-s-h:
if i don’t stop overanalyzing every single thing i say and do, i am legitimately afraid i’ll spontaneously combust
